This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
This can only be settled by a dance off.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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