Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
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I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
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I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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