They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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