I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
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there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
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I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
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