Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
I think people are normalizing furries
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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