Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
Randomize
