she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
it's not cheating when I paid for it
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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