South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
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Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
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When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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