Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Jerry, you need to find god
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
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i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
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I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
Shame - the story of my life.
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