It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
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do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
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Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
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