O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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