You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
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He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
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I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Floor bacon is actually really good
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