one two three fourrrrnication!
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
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At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
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He's a Shit stain on my heart
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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