she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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