my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
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I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
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Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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