I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
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