im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
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I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
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Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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