he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
When did angry sex become our thing?
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
why is half of my head shaved?
Randomize
