At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
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I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
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By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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