The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
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I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
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I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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