is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
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Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
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I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
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