google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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