guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
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drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
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Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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