Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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