69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
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His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
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Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
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