Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
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