we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
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