found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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