Pappa wants mamma naked
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
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You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
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The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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