Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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