Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
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