I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
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I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
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This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.