Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
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If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
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I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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