Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
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he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
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Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
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