For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
This girl is more easily done than said...
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
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I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
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Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...