i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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