I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
time to smoke my breakfast
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
3 2 1 whiskey
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
