I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
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No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
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'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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