I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
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