fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
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Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
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He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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