East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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