I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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