if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
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I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
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I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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