So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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