I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
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No you dumbass thats not right
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
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i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
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How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
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