billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
this is an emotional support booty call
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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