Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
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