We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
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He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
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he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
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