if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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