He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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