maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
My ass is underappreciated
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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