Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
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Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
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The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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