I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
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i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
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valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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