If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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